Sickness and Health

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Being sick is not the fucking bee’s knees, I don’t even know what’s so special about bee’s knees. I personally never seen a bee’s knees, maybe that’s why its so highly acclaimed since it’s a rarity in itself. As you can see im out my fucking mind, I have a horrible cold. You know the type where every time you cough it feels like ya brain shakes, I got that. You know the cough that never stops, feels like the devil is inside ya throat with a feather just fucking with you, I got that. Man I got sinus pressure so bad feels like there drums beating behind my fucking eyeballs on steady pace. When you sick you totally forget about how it is to be healthy, you take health for granite until you all fucked up.

Enough of the pity, im beating this shit and I got weapons.

Nyquil – Nyquil is essential, niggas in the south cut this shit with moonshine and get chopped and screwed. Nyquil is powerful take a chug and let that liquid do its work!

Svedka – Any type of liquor will practically open you up, but for some reason the rich smooth flavor of Svedka appeals to me. It doesn’t burn as much going down but damn it gets you where you need to be.

O.J. – Don’t get scared everyone I am not talking about one of the most celebrated football players of all time. Orange Juice is the truth, anyone who knows me knows I flood my body with this when I get sick. The vitamin C is essential plus the flavor is always stimulating.

Trees – C’mon sick or not, this is always in the arsenal.

Let me know what ya’ll do to fight your colds, shit I could use the help.

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Matt Cassel Traded to Chiefs

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We all knew this was bound to happen, Matt is an incredible QB but no Tom Brady. I remember a lot of people saying how good it was to have Matt even if he remains as a backup to Tom next season. To me that is bullshit, he stunting his growth sitting behind Brady especially when his stock is through the roof right now. I think this is a good trade and will give Cassel the opportunity to properly present himself.

And like I said he’s no Tom Brady.

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2nd Watchmen Trailer

The long overdue Watchmen is set for release 3-6-09, score one for DC comics & Zack Snyder, this new trailer looks epic and from what I can tell looks true to the story.

Smile – Alchemist feat. Twista + Maxwell

The Alchemist, Twista & Maxwell link up for the impressive Smile, which surfaced about a month ago.  Smile will appear on The Alchemist’s upcoming studio album Chemical Warfare which is set for a early summer release.  ALC’s follow up to 2004’s 1st Infantry album, “Chemical Warfare” will also include an All-Star cast consisting of Mobb Deep, Dilated Peoples, Kool G. Rap, Nina Sky, Snoop Dogg, Jadakiss, Juvenile, Pusha T, Lil Wayne, Fabolous, Lloyd Banks & Three Six Mafia.    Download/Stream–> http://www.zshare.net/audio/61405168cf5800e2/

N.O.R.E. Arrested At Fatburger

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This Sunday NORE was arrested after throwing a cup of yellow liquid on a man and punching him in the face at a local Fatburger in South Beach. According to the Miami Herald, NORE and three dudes walked in the restaurant in loud fashion then offered an unknown man the cup of yellow liquid. The man refused it, so NORE threw it at him.

”Do you know who I am?” he allegedly yelled, before striking the man in the face three times.

NORE and the other men were running out the restaurant when police arrived on scene. All were apprehended and NORE was charged with simple battery and disorderly conduct in a licensed establishment.

Via Twitter, NORE recently stated he was eating veggie burgers.

NORE is my mans no doubt but veggie burgers lol, NIGGA PLEASE!

Rev. Barack Obama

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Much props and respect goes to Obama for winning the presidency and giving America hope. All that aside I’m sick and tired of the comparisons to JFK, Obama is young and bitches feel him but his swag is totally different from Kennedy. Kennedy loved to fuck bitches and America knew it. When Obama speaks, word to Allah he sound like a god damn preacher. Now I know people are going to come against me, but it’s true. When Rev. Obama gives a speech (slash sermon) he sounds like he bout to anoint a nigga.

 

JFK may have been the man with the bitches, but Obama is the man period. America needs to get over the race thing and embrace Barack as the president and not “the 1st black president”.

Charles Barkley Gets 5 Days in Jail for DUI

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Charles Barkley Gets 5 Days in Jail for DUI

They sending my nigga sir charles to a 5 day bid for that DUI bulshit. Charles a real g, I remember when he pushed that nigga through the window back in the day. This a lil bid for a nigga like him he will sleep that shit, no doubt.

Oh yea no charges were filled for the burner in his whip.

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I bet even Jordan like, damn.