Sickness and Health

fight-the-cold

Being sick is not the fucking bee’s knees, I don’t even know what’s so special about bee’s knees. I personally never seen a bee’s knees, maybe that’s why its so highly acclaimed since it’s a rarity in itself. As you can see im out my fucking mind, I have a horrible cold. You know the type where every time you cough it feels like ya brain shakes, I got that. You know the cough that never stops, feels like the devil is inside ya throat with a feather just fucking with you, I got that. Man I got sinus pressure so bad feels like there drums beating behind my fucking eyeballs on steady pace. When you sick you totally forget about how it is to be healthy, you take health for granite until you all fucked up.

Enough of the pity, im beating this shit and I got weapons.

Nyquil – Nyquil is essential, niggas in the south cut this shit with moonshine and get chopped and screwed. Nyquil is powerful take a chug and let that liquid do its work!

Svedka – Any type of liquor will practically open you up, but for some reason the rich smooth flavor of Svedka appeals to me. It doesn’t burn as much going down but damn it gets you where you need to be.

O.J. – Don’t get scared everyone I am not talking about one of the most celebrated football players of all time. Orange Juice is the truth, anyone who knows me knows I flood my body with this when I get sick. The vitamin C is essential plus the flavor is always stimulating.

Trees – C’mon sick or not, this is always in the arsenal.

Let me know what ya’ll do to fight your colds, shit I could use the help.

3 Responses

  1. I prefer “The Cats Ass” to “The Bees Knees”

    Flintston vitamins
    Orange Juice but that good shit out the carton not that gallon bullshit you got above
    airbornes

  2. word the gallon shit even taste less, tropicana in the carton is the shit

  3. Benedryl or Mucinex will DRY that shit up. Roby DM Does Major damage. Lots and lotz of juice AND water my prez. Get well soon.

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