Happy Jesus

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Happy Jesus has to be my 2nd favorite Jesus because he’s not always down and depressed. I know Jesus done a lot he a real nigga no doubt I love him, but I always feel bad when I seen him crying or touching his heart with that sad face. I always thought how cool it would be to chill with Jesus on a good day, jus wake up go for a walk turn some water to henny. We would break bread for like a hundred but it would just be me and him, eating fish and everything smiling, laughing you know jubilee. I understand the depression don’t get me wrong but Jesus is the son of GOD there got be some good moments right?

White Jesus

Praise be to the glory of all glory WHITE JESUS! White Jesus is pure, hair smooth as silk, eyes blue as the artic sea. Pray to god you never anger white Jesus he is ten times more holy than any fucking rosary or stain glass at a cathedral! Back in the day we use to say prayers like “Please save us white Jesus, save us!” I wish a thousand deaths upon your tar heart you say anything bad about White Jesus. Turn a river to wine on a nigga.