Mike Tyson Meets Desiree Washington (1991)

Wretched swine of a womanIn 1991 Mike meets a beautiful young Miss Black America contestant at a pageant rehearsal, they then go to his hotel room. Then the bitch set him up.

This is 1991

The Legend That is “Mike”

Perform like Mike/anyone/ Tyson, Jordan, Jackson

Every now and then I have to bring that braniac dumb, dumb and bust the scientifical, today is on the legend of Mike. If you an 80’s baby then you probably already know the legend of Mike, if not let me explain. The legend of Mike is not that of one singular individual but of three, Mike Jackson, Mike Tyson and Mike Jordan. Throughout the 80’s and 90’s these three individuals dominated the sports and entertainment world with a ferocious grip. The line spewed from Biggie’s lips in victory was more than a line it was a way of saluting the gods. Each Mike was successful and reached the pinnacle of that success by having video games in their likeness. Michael Jackson had the critically acclaimed Moonwalker for the SEGA, Moonwalker was a beautiful game but I thought the music was limited due to the systems sound capabilities at the time. Michael Jordan reached a little higher with the now classic Jordan vs. Bird. The game was like no other of its time, offering a full fledge dunk contest and the ability to play with two of the NBA’s finest. But it was Mike Tyson who would be most celebrated with his 1987 NES smash Mike Tyson’s Punchout. I can still remember Lil Mac in the pink hoodie running with the statute of liberty in the background, the game also had Mario in it! At this time Mario was major, he was on cereal boxes, TV, movies, etc, so to have him as a referee was the cherry on top. What always made me laugh though is how Mario would talk, he sounded like the adults in the Peanuts cartoons, the Charlie Brown joints. Michael Jackson is the king of Pop hands down, Michael Air Jordan revolutionized the game of basketball and Mike Tyson was the last of the truly exciting heavyweight champions. The 3 Mike’s have cemented a spot in pop culture history and will always be remembered as icons and rightfully so.You know HHTT always got the gems ready, peep the classic Tyson  commercial from yesteryear.

Nike (The Human Chain)

If you have ever played a sport and been knocked down, you know the feeling, you know the feeling of being down and searching within yourself for that spark, that spark that will get you back up one more time. It’s what seperates the loser from the winner. Nike has done it again b.Ali In The Jungle – The Hours

Shane Mosley Vs Floyd Mayweather (5-1-2010)

Boxing fans can rejoice after last weeks news that Floyd Mayweather & Shane Mosley have agreed to square off May 1st in Las Vegas.  Following the news of Bernard Hopkins Vs. Roy Jones Jr. there is a lot to look forward to after the dismal start to 2010 when January’s Mayweather Vs. Pacquiao negotiations quickly turned into a media debacle.  Mayweather Vs. Mosley will definitely be the fight of the year unless Pacquiao & Mayweather revisit their fight towards the end of the year.

Sugar Shane Mosley(46-5, 39 KOs) will defend his title against Floyd Money Mayweather (40-0, 25 KOs) on May 1 (HBO PPV) at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.  Both fighters have agreed to undergo Olympic-style drug testing for the fight.  Mayweather, coming off a September victory of then lightweight champion and former Pacquiao nemesis Juan Manuel Marquez.  While Mosley hasn’t fought in over a year, when he upset and demolished a heavily favorited Antonio Margarito, knocking him out in the ninth round to win the welterweight title for the second time.

“I have always wanted to fight Floyd and now it is finally coming true. I am already in great shape and ready to show everyone on May 1 that I am stronger, faster and better than he is. I will have no problem beating him.” – Mosley

“I have said ever since I came back to the sport that I only wanted to fight the best. I think Shane is one of the best, but come May 1, he still won’t be great enough to beat me.” – Mayweather

Roy Jones Jr. Vs Bernard Hopkins

Roy Jones Jr.  (54-6, 40 KOs) and Bernard Hopkins (50-5-1, 32 KOs) will square off in the ring April 3 at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas nearly 20 years after Roy Jones Jr. won a close decision over Bernard Hopkins.  Hopkins coming off a couple victories, an impressive win over the talented Kelly Pavlik and a decision against Enrique Ornelas.  Jones Jr. won by TKO over Jeff Lacy but in his last bout Roy was knocked out in the first round by Danny Green.

“They deserve this fight and why not supply the fans with what they demand? Now I can finally terminate the ‘Executioner’ once and for all. My new nickname for this fight will be ‘The Terminator.’ ” – Roy Jones Jr.

“A rematch with Roy has been in the back of my mind for a long time and it’s finally going to happen. I have accomplished a lot in my career since that night in Washington, in 1993, and I am going to end this thing between me and Roy once and for all.” – Hopkins

Boxing Freestyle – R.A. The Rugged Man

R.A. The Rugged Man reminisces over some of boxing’s best and worst moments.

Save Me Joe Louis (Flashback)

We been dropping knowledge. save-me-joe-louis-save-me

Clubber Lang (Prediction of Pain)

Today I was thinking of my father’s favorite movie characters and Clubber Lang struck me again. I did a post a while back but this time I wanted to bring proper light to the nigger himself “Clubber Lang” . Clubber’s role was simple in Rocky III, be a nigger. He was dark, big, strong, aggressive, smooth shit talker and straight militant, standard nigger attributes.  I love when he called Rocky out for ducking him, he even told his woman to come to his apartment to show her a real man! Clubber don’t jus punk Rocky, he punk Mick and then turns his attention to Apollo, daring him to step against. Clubber defeated Rocky with ruthless aggression to obtain the title, and the same ruthless aggression would eventually come back to destroy him. In my opinion this is the pinnacle for Mr. T, this is before america fully embraced the mohawked negro.Flashback post click here http://hulkhatetimetravel.com/2008/09/29/clubber-lang/

Mike Tyson Documentary Trailer

Really don’t need much of an introduction, this is the trailer for that documentary about Mike Tyson which made its debut at the Cannes film festival. 

Friday the 13th Part VIII

In 1989 Jason Voorhees, tired of Camp Crystal Lake,  decided to head to NYC in the 8th installment of the Friday The 13th series, Jason Takes Manhattan.  Although this film is largely considered to be one of the worst from the series I see it differently and have to place it in my top 5 dead or alive Jason flicks. 

Jason Voorhees almost met his match in the clip below, it’s taken towards the end of the movie, and features Julius & Jason’s epic rooftop battle.  However unfortunately (for Julius’ sake) ends in Jason connecting with a rugged right upper cut that would  even make Mike Tyson proud.     “Take your best shot, Motherfucker” 

Happy Friday the 13th!!! 13 backwards is 31 Happy Halloween!!!