Banksy Simpsons Intro

This was real dope, check out Banksy’s intro to The Simpsons that he directed.

Snuggie

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I was awake at 3am last night and i realized sometimes you come across commercial that either make outrageous claims or that are just ridiculous. Remember Cleo the Jamaican Psychic ?? or how about the partyline girls dancing to their special song “CALL ME, pick up the phooooooonnnnneeeee”. Well on yet another sleepless night I came across a commercial that I originally thought was a parody until they put the company number and order info on the screen. It’s 2009 and the Snuggie has officially taken over , it has been on the Ellen Degeneres show and has a bunch of parody spin-offs. I think the original commercial is too funny to even make a parody of, watch how happy dad is when he clicks channels on the remote and how he raises the roof with ease at the end of the clip , lol funniest shit I seen all week THANKS SNUGGIE !!

Foxy Brown Beats Assault Case

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Foxy Brown’s assault case from two years ago has been dismissed by a New York Judge. The suit, filed last year by Arlene Raymond claimed that Fox smashed her in the face with her blackberry. According to the New York Post, Justice Robert Miller ruled that Fox had never been served with legal papers, the grounds on which the trial was dismissed.

Denise Huxtable

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As a black kid growing up in the 80’s Denise was a vision of love, light skin redbone with that sassy attitude, she was dope. The Cosby family was divided by the two eldest light skin siblings and the younger darker trio of Theo, Vanessa and Rudy. Sandra was fair skinned but she was wack, she looked like a pelican and didn’t have half the style Denise had. Denise was troublesome and caused problems on the show, which made Cliff send her packing to “A Different World” to get her shit right. Beyond all that she was a classic beauty, as for Lisa Bonet , Lilly Moonfry or whatever she wanna call herself I don’t know about that.

 

I just know Denise

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O.J. Likely To Get 18 Years

nfl_a_simpson1_4003o_j_simpson_photo2_mid2oj-simpson1Legs shackled in irons and his hands chained, Simpson will stand before District Court Judge Jackie Glass as she pronounces his sentence. Glass is likely to sentence OJ to 18 years behind bars in Nevada and possibly more. Damn I guess America can rest easy now, I hope ya got what you want.

All this is a  result of a bizarre incident on Sept. 13, 2007, when Simpson and six men, two of them holding burners, stormed into a hotel room and demanded OJ’s shit back (trophies, pictures and famous type stuff).

President Barack Hussein Obama

 

HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE……

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When I found out Barack won I cried, I cried because I thought about all the pain, all the hurt America has been through. I pictured MLK finally smiling seeing his dream come to fruition. So many emotions ran through me, I thought about Rosa to Tommie Smith to Huey Newton to Brother Malcom to Marcus Garvey, so many have died, so many have struggled. I’m so happy I can tell my sons yes, you can truly be anything you want when you grow up. I never thought I would live through something so paramount not just for African Americans but for AMERICANS as a whole.

“Myspace pimps hoes and sluts!!” (Slyfox)

These are not my words but words from the great Nasir Jones  On the track “Sly Fox”. Nas spits hotness over a rock inspired track that sounds of pure distortion, yet beautiful. As the song progresses Nas starts to dismantle the whoe fox news network. All in all i have to agree with the line stated above, “Myspace pimps hoes and sluts” on Myspace you can find girls 12 and under posing doggystle asking “am i sexy??”. This shit is absurd if i had a daughter i would be in fear of myspace! its a great networking tool but god damn kiddie porn aint the way i gets down. The media in general is the true antagonist, sad to say many will not even appreciate this shit. Nas keep on bee, keep on.