Popeyes – The Clipse Feat. Camron

Clipse + Camron + Pharell + Popeyes = Dope

Popeyes – The Clipse Feat. Camron & Pharell

IF POPEYES RAN OUT OF CHICKEN….

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I’m back bitches!!! I had a little time to clear my head and enjoy some 90 degree weather, and in the meen time I was able to get ahold of some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time. Have you ever wondered what would happen if popeye’s ran out of chicken? this is pretty damn lol close check it out! I was seriously rollin on the floor cuz I was’nt expecting this to be as funny as it is. laugh and enjoy.

Robbed at Gunpoint for Popeye’s Fried Chicken

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“The Chicken or your life!”

 

Jacksonville, FL – A young mother leaving her shift after closing the Popeye’s restaurant in Arlington noticed she was being followed. Authorities report four men in a red Pontiac drove by several times yelling “give us the chicken,” at the woman and her man. They ignored the men and kept on home, thinking they left. Instead the men in the car drove slowly toward the couple with the headlights off. Police said one of the goons hopped outr with the shotgun and yelled “You know what time it is. Give it up. They said the man ordered them to drop the chicken or there life. Damn you know its real out there when cats doing stickups for drumsticks and biscuits!

Obama Fried Chicken

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“Two thighs free with stimulus check”

In Brooklyn and Manhattan 2 fast food chicken joints changed there names to “Obama Friend Chicken. Alot of folks are bitching saying the name change plays into old racial stereotypes. “Why name it that? Just because Obama is black, they’re going to put his name on a fried chicken place in a black neighborhood?” said Akilah Nassy, 16, outside the Brooklyn store.

“If it were [Republican candidate John] McCain, nobody would make a McCain fried chicken place.”

OF COURSE NOT MCCAIN IS WHITE! Plus McCain chicken would be all the old pieces, with meat hanging off the bone (true to form I guess lol). Sometimes I think blacks just be looking for shit to start, Obama fried chicken sound mighty good to me! People think since Obama president he don’t fuck with black shit no more, he a nigger. He drinks his malt liquor, smoke and eats his chicken dyed and fried like the rest.

Fried Chicken and the Blackman

I need a GE Range BOSS!

I need a GE Range BOSS!

fried_chicken2 Even the most sophisticated of blacks could resist a plate of beautiful golden fried chicken. I think its something in our souls that makes us embrace the fried chicken with such delight, the way our mothers and grandmothers floured it up, seasoned it just right, and then fried it to perfection. A nigger loves his fried chicken that’s well known, you can see him with his 40 ounce talking his nonsense neck full of gold loving that fried delicacy. Its funny cause from the most light skinned to the darkest, fried chicken holds no prejudice. It’s one of those things you know, a lot of blacks who become successful or affluent like to turn away from the things that might be too “negro”, but chicken is a Blackman’s kryptonite. To this day the smell of some Kentucky Fried still makes me hard! Popeye’s though, holds a special place in my heart, I have to drive across state lines into Providence to get that shit, and I do so with pleasure.kfcjn1

No one can deny the splendor and glory of some bomb ass fried chicken.