Shaquille O’Neal to the Boston Celtics

Shaquille O’Neal aka Big Diesel, aka The Big Aristotle, aka Shaqtus, aka Shaq Fu, aka The Big Baryshnikov, aka Mr. I Know I got Skillz, is reportedly all set to sign a deal bringing him to the defending Eastern Conference Champion Boston Celtics.  Shaq will be looking to win his 5th NBA Championship with the Celtics, I’m just anxious to see which number Shaq will be rocking this season seeing that #32 was retired by Kevin McHale.  Shaq Diesel will help fill the Big-Man void left by the Knee injury to Kendrick Perkins and the departure of Rasheed Wallace alongside fellow newcomer to the Green former all-star Jermaine O’Neal.

I only got 1 question for Kobe Bryant, “Kobe, Tell me how my ass taste?!”

Eddie House sets new Celtics Record

In the final regular season game for the Celtics tonight (4/15/09) Nine year NBA veteran Edward House scored five 3-pointers in the fourth then gave himself a quick Dougie Fresh before being congratulated by his teamates near the end of the 4th quarter.  The reason for the celebration, Eddie surpassed Danny Ainge’s (Celtics President of Basketball Operations)1986-1987  franchise mark of .443 3-point shooting percentage in a season by one percentage point when he scored a Tre with less than 4 minutes left in the contest, making his mark .444%. 

Boston Celtics begin the war for 18 at home Saturday vs. Chicago Bulls.  get Money

$9 Million In Marijuana Off The Streets

 

“MIAMI (CBS4) ― Nearly $9 million worth of marijuana won’t make it to the streets of South Florida following a drug sweep in Miami-Dade County.”Miami police teamed up with the DEA for “Operation Growing Pans” which focused on numerous hydroponics labs. The two agencies took down 36 ‘grow houses’ and made 39 arrests. Over 1500 plants were confiscated that equaled more than 2 thousand pounds of trees, street value = 9 million! Off the bat we all know Rick Ross was not involved in this matter in anyway he was a outstanding C.O. and does rap music now.  

They need to legalize this drug already, I know doctors, lawyers, swimmers, and a president who blazed and they doing ok for themselves! Now one must only wonder how much a ounce is gonna go up now.

HULK HATE TIME TRAVEL!!!(Behind the madness)

The Brain trust sat down one day at work spitting our usual random knowledge and we started to engage on a topic we often fantasy, time travel. I can’t count the numerous conversations we had on this topic, from Delorean’s to John Titor. All in all time travel is a topic we will never leave, a topic we love but for some it is a tragic burden. Hulk hates time travel; it disrupts his belly a lot I think. His primitive mind can’t handle the chronological difference. So if hulks parents don’t kiss he wont ever be born, ever be born.

 

Brother Menelik Ebna la-Hakim