Tiger Woods

I had a feeling one day this would happen but never so soon. Today Tiger Woods has officially been inducted into the I’m a Nigga section in HHTT. We all know the story of his infidelity but black folk really don’t care. Tiger for the last 10 years has been living on a high few Negros ever achieve, toasting with presidents, dancing with beautiful white women, smiling with princes and shit etc. The thing Tiger should have remembered is, just because you half black don’t mean you only get half the problems, one drop of black blood equals contamination! Cast out by the white media who branded him Jesus Tiger faces a new challenge, not the task of handling the many bitches who have come out trying to bury him but the challenge of being a Nigga. A Nigga love to sip a lil something, crash his whip, and pass out. HHTT got you Tiger, we see you. The media will never forgive themselves for what they have done to the sport of golf, by forcing Tiger into exile  with this bullshit its hard to imagine how the sport will ever recover.

Nigga loves hoes. Period. (white ones especially) Dont worry Tiger, we got you bee.

Snuggie

snuggie Niggas look like monks bee -Av

I was awake at 3am last night and i realized sometimes you come across commercial that either make outrageous claims or that are just ridiculous. Remember Cleo the Jamaican Psychic ?? or how about the partyline girls dancing to their special song “CALL ME, pick up the phooooooonnnnneeeee”. Well on yet another sleepless night I came across a commercial that I originally thought was a parody until they put the company number and order info on the screen. It’s 2009 and the Snuggie has officially taken over , it has been on the Ellen Degeneres show and has a bunch of parody spin-offs. I think the original commercial is too funny to even make a parody of, watch how happy dad is when he clicks channels on the remote and how he raises the roof with ease at the end of the clip , lol funniest shit I seen all week THANKS SNUGGIE !!

I’m a Nigga (New Section)

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Relax don’t be afraid, its jus niggas! A lot of people are looking at the new ads for HHTT’s new section “I’m a Nigga” and get a little nervous. This new section we are creating is not speaking of just the Negro, niggas come in all shapes and colors and at HHTT we acknowledge that. A nigga is someone who loses all logic and acts foolishly when equipped with money or power. Look at the legendary Michael Tyson, he was a hoodlum who learned discipline through the sport of boxing. Soon the nigga took over when money, bitches, and ultra niggas like Don King interfered. To some Tyson is a confused nigga on the break of insanity, to me he is the last truth in a world full of lies.  Most nigga’s are of the African American variety  but don’t get it twisted……..a nigga can be Caucasian, Latino, Asian etc and HHTT will show you.

Right Hand Cooking (Wham Bam) – Gutter Feat. OJ Da Juiceman

Wham Bam I’m cooler than a fan, Alaska and Atlanta and I’m cookin right hand. (Dayum) – JUICEMAN

Just when you thought you were safe, Zaytoven crafts another hit for Gutter and OJ da Juiceman to bounce over.  The video for Right Hand Cooking has everything we would expect from a Juiceman record, bitches cooking crack/dancing/counting moolah, pitbulls, big rims and a game of dominos, AYE.

Download/Stream–>http://www.zshare.net/audio/62948334d6a2ea41/

The Police – Roxanne

You don’t have to put on the red light!

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Sting wrote this song about the prostitutes he seen while in Paris. I first heard this song from Eddie Murphy in 48hrs and thought it was a joke until my father put me on once again. I had to be around 9 or 10 and my pops just came home from grocery shopping, as I helped with the bags I heard it, blasting out his Thunderbird was Roxanne and I loved it. Its sad The Police split so early but at least they left us a bit of their brilliance to reflect on. The Police – Roxanne

R.I.P. Dolemite

Oct 20th Comic legend Rudy Ray Moore died of apparent complications due to diabetes. Rudy was raunchier than his counter parts at the time (Richard Pryor and Red Foxx) and released many cult comedy albums though the 60’s and 70’s. The role he will always be remembered for is the titled pimp in the cult classic “Dolemite”. I love that fucking movie, love how he tells the man off, fucks bitches, and lives like a true pimp should. I love the part when he leaves prison and has his bitches bring him clothes and the white bitch brings some cotton and he flips out lol. Dolemite will live on, Many rappers have featured or sampled Rudy Ray Moore which shows his impact was far beyond the bounds of just comedy.

“Myspace pimps hoes and sluts!!” (Slyfox)

These are not my words but words from the great Nasir Jones  On the track “Sly Fox”. Nas spits hotness over a rock inspired track that sounds of pure distortion, yet beautiful. As the song progresses Nas starts to dismantle the whoe fox news network. All in all i have to agree with the line stated above, “Myspace pimps hoes and sluts” on Myspace you can find girls 12 and under posing doggystle asking “am i sexy??”. This shit is absurd if i had a daughter i would be in fear of myspace! its a great networking tool but god damn kiddie porn aint the way i gets down. The media in general is the true antagonist, sad to say many will not even appreciate this shit. Nas keep on bee, keep on.