The A-Team (Trailer)

So I made time to check out Iron Man 2 over the weekend (DOPE) but the two things that stuck with me from the film were there is a Thor film coming and the A-Team trailer before the film.  Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Quinton Rampage Jackson and Jessica Biel will star in the revamped A-Team with a release date of 6-11-2010.A-Team Theme Song

Don’t worry my A-Team purists Stephen J. Cannel will be involved with the project.

Mr. T throws out first pitch and sings at Wrigley Field

I Pity the Pirates!  Arrgghh!!

On Memorial day the Chicago Cubs took on the Pittsburgh Pirates, Mr. T a.k.a. Clubber Lang a.k.a. B.A. Baracus was invited to throw out the ceremonial first pitch as well as sing “take me out to the ballgame” during the seventh inning stretch at Wrigley field.  Enjoy the video courtesy of Sportscenter.

Clubber Lang (Prediction of Pain)

Today I was thinking of my father’s favorite movie characters and Clubber Lang struck me again. I did a post a while back but this time I wanted to bring proper light to the nigger himself “Clubber Lang” . Clubber’s role was simple in Rocky III, be a nigger. He was dark, big, strong, aggressive, smooth shit talker and straight militant, standard nigger attributes.  I love when he called Rocky out for ducking him, he even told his woman to come to his apartment to show her a real man! Clubber don’t jus punk Rocky, he punk Mick and then turns his attention to Apollo, daring him to step against. Clubber defeated Rocky with ruthless aggression to obtain the title, and the same ruthless aggression would eventually come back to destroy him. In my opinion this is the pinnacle for Mr. T, this is before america fully embraced the mohawked negro.Flashback post click here

Clubber Lang

Out of the streets of Chicago Clubber Lang was raised. Clubber never had a handout all his life he had to fight, punching people in there face, belly, and chest if needed. This nigga didn’t have parents he had the streets!! Clubber went to jail for 5 years and discovered boxing, a new drive took over him. He began moving his way up the ladder with furious style and aggression, soon getting the attention of Rocky himself. Rocky was rich getting doe big house and shit he training in a fucking circus it looks like. Clubber in the ghetto sweating, dodging the feens to live his dream! That’s why in the first beef Rocky went down hard, I heard they fought again but I don’t know bout all that. I seen one fight and from what I seen CLUBBER ROCKED ROCKY!

The Good Ol’ Days

Yo check it bee son In the days of glory of like krush groove and fucking 3 piece rings we sold crack, my mans cooked it in a pot for like half hour then we had beers like fucking colt 40ty son. Regan was talking with his bitch about drugs bad, my team moving that rock like drugs make us glad. Nancy been a bitch before the 80’s movement I mean how u rock that wig on the daily ma you ugly. But ma had proper reason feel me, peep, bitch like stay in school and shit my mans like yo menelik that foul im like yo nigga peep game, kids in school mean we got a distribution now son like fucking warner bros and shit. Lil nigga thinking how he getting looney toon paper! TIME WARNER NIGGA HOLLA! But what really burns my crack pot is that hoe nancy , hypocritical and shit na’mean she talk about niggas in gold chains and triple piece rings and troop jackets with the red on the sleeve (oh that was a niggas dream back in 87 bee) then she sitting on the goon of em all ClUBBER LANG”S LAP JESUS WHITE MY NIGGA can I live! Nan nutta u lil niggas neva seen money like we seen in that era man fo real, I had niggas on mobile phones the size of baby arms in there saab (of course gold bbs) feel me?  Kay sa ra sa ra my nigga it was a time of kings we all had gold and we all had guns too I mean they try to post billboards how crack wack and shit but for a lot of the full time goons crack was more like the wheel my nigga THE WHEEL, WORD TO THE MUTHA!