IF POPEYES RAN OUT OF CHICKEN….

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I’m back bitches!!! I had a little time to clear my head and enjoy some 90 degree weather, and in the meen time I was able to get ahold of some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time. Have you ever wondered what would happen if popeye’s ran out of chicken? this is pretty damn lol close check it out! I was seriously rollin on the floor cuz I was’nt expecting this to be as funny as it is. laugh and enjoy.

SO FED UP

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I just figured it was time for me to blow off a lil steam. So lets start with WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD??? every news paper, magazine,tv channel,radio station, i.e. every means of communication; is nothing but  fuckin negativity. I’m sayin that shit is so ridiculous right now, that you’ve got people gettin held up for fried chicken? are you serious? and what the fuck is going on with these families? I can’t even keep up with the amount of kids that have been killed in just this year alone and that shit makes me sick to my stomach. You got this crazy bitch ova here thinkin she tha gotdamn antichrist who shoots her son in the back of his head,plus that sick bastard that cut off his little sisters head, killed his older sister and stabbed another, the father that killed his 5 kids then himself, and the latest one that I heard was this fuckin sunday school teacher kidnapped,raped and murdered her daughters 8yr old friend, stuffed her in a suitcase and threw her in a lake…what the fuck? …And if seeing all of that shit on the news 24/7  isn’t enough to make you sick then you have to deal with the fact that America is going bankrupt. Every fuckin day we gotta here about “the recession” and how these huge bailouts are being granted to these corporate banks that are still sending their CEO’s on vacations to the bahama’s and shit…..what the fuck? We’ve got the whole world laughin at us right now and on top of that you got people trying to make a big fuckin deal about Barrack respecting other religions, and going to muslim countries and respecting their beliefs and shit… nigga please. obama has never had a fuckin bean pie in his life, and I know that nigga love bacon. But seriously Barrack is as black as Michael Rappaportbarackocarterso all you fuckin uppity catholics can relax cuz this nigga ain’t gonna be no fuckin muslim… And who the fuck wants to watch tv anymore? not me. Everything is fuckin reality this reality that, if I wanted reality I would step out of my front door. Its not even reality tv, its just tv scripts set to imitate real life situations. I’ve made reality tv and its not that shit you see on tv. Come to the hood and shoot some reality tv and I guarantee that shit will be WAY different from what you see on MTV or any of these fake fuckin shows. Reality is me watchin the news and smokin a blunt cuz im sick of  what America has come to. Where the fuck is clinton? this shit wouldnt have happened if he were here. But thanks to this fuckin geniusgeorge_bush-12777the country that my ancestors worked so hard to build is in shambles…that’s right MY ancestors for over 400 years built this country with our blood sweat and tears. We were not paid, in fact, we paid with our lives in the belief that this would be the greatest country to ever exist. Its funny sometimes to think, why would we have such faith in this country? I guess thats because we’ve been sold the hopes to obtain the american dream. Shit its always suttin to shut us up. From 40 acres and a mule to these bullshit stimulus checks, america is full of false promises. But hey, what can you do? Its the american way…do you see anything wrong with it?american-way Continue reading

Robbed at Gunpoint for Popeye’s Fried Chicken

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“The Chicken or your life!”

 

Jacksonville, FL – A young mother leaving her shift after closing the Popeye’s restaurant in Arlington noticed she was being followed. Authorities report four men in a red Pontiac drove by several times yelling “give us the chicken,” at the woman and her man. They ignored the men and kept on home, thinking they left. Instead the men in the car drove slowly toward the couple with the headlights off. Police said one of the goons hopped outr with the shotgun and yelled “You know what time it is. Give it up. They said the man ordered them to drop the chicken or there life. Damn you know its real out there when cats doing stickups for drumsticks and biscuits!

Obama Fried Chicken

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“Two thighs free with stimulus check”

In Brooklyn and Manhattan 2 fast food chicken joints changed there names to “Obama Friend Chicken. Alot of folks are bitching saying the name change plays into old racial stereotypes. “Why name it that? Just because Obama is black, they’re going to put his name on a fried chicken place in a black neighborhood?” said Akilah Nassy, 16, outside the Brooklyn store.

“If it were [Republican candidate John] McCain, nobody would make a McCain fried chicken place.”

OF COURSE NOT MCCAIN IS WHITE! Plus McCain chicken would be all the old pieces, with meat hanging off the bone (true to form I guess lol). Sometimes I think blacks just be looking for shit to start, Obama fried chicken sound mighty good to me! People think since Obama president he don’t fuck with black shit no more, he a nigger. He drinks his malt liquor, smoke and eats his chicken dyed and fried like the rest.

Ship carrying Americans hijacked off Somalia

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Maersk Line Ltd issued a statement saying it believes the U.S.-flagged Maersk Alabama was hijacked. The vessel was en route to Mombasa, Kenya, when it was attacked about 310 miles off Somalia’s coast. U.S. government sources said the ship was attacked about 7:30 a.m., and the closest U.S. Navy warship was about 300 nautical miles away. There has been no action taken against the pirates, even with a task force present in the region, the area is too large to monitor all the time. Pirates are gangsta.

SOUL-AIDS…”FINALLY”

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TIRED OF THOSE BRIGHT PINK UNSIGHTLY BANDAIDS THAT ALWAYS STICK OUT? WELL NOW WE HAVE SOOOOUUL AIDS…LOL IM STILL ON MY KICK WITH THESE OLD ADS THIS SHIT IS SO FASCINATING TO ME LOL. MOSTLY BECAUSE OF THE WAY THESE PEOPLE TRY TO GO AFTER THEIR TARGET AUDIENCE. I MUST ADMIT THIS IS PROBABLY THE LEASTOFFENSIVE ONE OF THE BUNCH THAT I HAVE COLLECTED. I MEAN I LOVE THE WAY IT READS “FINALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU” BUT CONVENIENCE AND GROCERY STORES REFUSED TO SELL THEM. YOU HAD TO ORDER THEM THROUGH THE MAIL. BUT AT LEAST THAT LIL’ NEGRO ON THE BOX IS HAPPY LOL IM SAYIN THAT ITS SO FUNNY THAT BLACKS WERE SUPPOSED TO OVERJOY ABOUT SOME DAM DOODOO BROWN BAND AIDS BUT IF WE TRIED TO SEE THE NEW RELEASE AT THE MOVIE THEATRE IT WAS A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY…..black-theaterSEEING THINGS LIKE THIS MAKE ME PROUD. NOT FOR THE FACT THAT WE WERE OPRESSED FOR SO LONG BUT FOR THE FACT THAT WE DIDNT JUST STAND FOR THE INJUSTICES OF OUR SOCIETY.IT TAKES COURAGE TO STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR RIGHTS OR EQUAL RIGHTS I SHOULD SAY, BUT DOING THE FIGHTING WITHOUT ACTUALLY FIGHTING IS THE MOST IMPRESSIVE PART. SO WITH THINGS IN OUR SOCIETY BECOMING MORE ACCEPTABLE EVERYDAY I’D JUST LIKE TO GIVE CREDIT TO THOSE WHO ARE STILL FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT AND HELPING OUR SOCIETY GROW.obama-cap-trade-645-billion-climate-revenue

Rev. Barack Obama

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Much props and respect goes to Obama for winning the presidency and giving America hope. All that aside I’m sick and tired of the comparisons to JFK, Obama is young and bitches feel him but his swag is totally different from Kennedy. Kennedy loved to fuck bitches and America knew it. When Obama speaks, word to Allah he sound like a god damn preacher. Now I know people are going to come against me, but it’s true. When Rev. Obama gives a speech (slash sermon) he sounds like he bout to anoint a nigga.

 

JFK may have been the man with the bitches, but Obama is the man period. America needs to get over the race thing and embrace Barack as the president and not “the 1st black president”.