Rev. Barack Obama

obama-faith-outreach-na02-wide-horizontal1

Much props and respect goes to Obama for winning the presidency and giving America hope. All that aside I’m sick and tired of the comparisons to JFK, Obama is young and bitches feel him but his swag is totally different from Kennedy. Kennedy loved to fuck bitches and America knew it. When Obama speaks, word to Allah he sound like a god damn preacher. Now I know people are going to come against me, but it’s true. When Rev. Obama gives a speech (slash sermon) he sounds like he bout to anoint a nigga.

 

JFK may have been the man with the bitches, but Obama is the man period. America needs to get over the race thing and embrace Barack as the president and not “the 1st black president”.

Happy Jesus

smiling-jesus-300-pix

Happy Jesus has to be my 2nd favorite Jesus because he’s not always down and depressed. I know Jesus done a lot he a real nigga no doubt I love him, but I always feel bad when I seen him crying or touching his heart with that sad face. I always thought how cool it would be to chill with Jesus on a good day, jus wake up go for a walk turn some water to henny. We would break bread for like a hundred but it would just be me and him, eating fish and everything smiling, laughing you know jubilee. I understand the depression don’t get me wrong but Jesus is the son of GOD there got be some good moments right?