Shaquille O’Neal to the Boston Celtics

Shaquille O’Neal aka Big Diesel, aka The Big Aristotle, aka Shaqtus, aka Shaq Fu, aka The Big Baryshnikov, aka Mr. I Know I got Skillz, is reportedly all set to sign a deal bringing him to the defending Eastern Conference Champion Boston Celtics.  Shaq will be looking to win his 5th NBA Championship with the Celtics, I’m just anxious to see which number Shaq will be rocking this season seeing that #32 was retired by Kevin McHale.  Shaq Diesel will help fill the Big-Man void left by the Knee injury to Kendrick Perkins and the departure of Rasheed Wallace alongside fellow newcomer to the Green former all-star Jermaine O’Neal.

I only got 1 question for Kobe Bryant, “Kobe, Tell me how my ass taste?!”

NBA 2009-2010 Season

The Boston Celtics conquered the Clevland Cavaliers Tuesday night to tip-off the 2009-2010 NBA season with a final score of 95 to 89.  This off-season some of the NBA’s more elite squads made key acquisitions to help them to the promiseland.  Rasheed Wallace going to the Celtics, Vince Carter to the Magic, Shaquille O’Neal to the Cavaliers and Ron Artest to the Lakers.  This should all make for another exciting season for David Stern and the NBA.

*Message to the Los Angeles Lakers, In the immortal words of the late, great Biggie Smalls.  “Your reign on the top was short like Leprachauns”

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Side note, your not in Minnesota anymore, change the name.  No lakes in L.A.

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Rasheed Wallace to sign with Boston Celtics

Philadelphia native, former UNC  and Blazers/Pistons star Rasheed Wallace committed to the Boston Celtics yesterday (July 5th)  The Celtics don’t expect Leon Powe to stick around next season plus Glen Davis (Big Baby) could be lost to free-agency so Sheed will fill that void off the bench for the Celtics.  Rasheed has always been to me one of the illest players in the league between his custom Air Force 1’s, long threes, technical fouls and an occasional Nas verse from Only Built 4 Cuban Linx, http://hulkhatetimetravel.com/2009/03/24/raekwon-verbal-intercourse-feat-nas-ghostface-killah/ definitely don’t be surprised if the Celts take another one this coming season.