Serious Masturbation Material – Tracy Morgan on Sarah Palin

During last nights pre-game for the Knicks & Heat on TNT, Tracy Morgan joined Kenny Smith, Charles Barkley & Ernie Johnson.  Kenny then asked Tracy to settle an ongoing dispute between himself and Sir Charles, Tina Fey or Sarah Palin?  Peep his answer below

TNT has since apologized for the incident lol.

New Rules (7/31/09) – Bill Maher

Bill Maher’s new rules are always funny and entertaining, and this past Fridays were especially that.  Make sure to watch the entire video for Bill’s poignant diatribe at the end against the lizard people.  Tune into Real Time with Bill Maher every Friday night at 10 on HBO.

OBAMA’S GOT SWAG

 

Here’s a lil mothers day treat for all the obama fans out there. I would love to see the United States Governments’ reaction if Obama was to actually make a video like this one. A rap video specifically lol.

Can’t Keep Running Awaaaaay

Barack Obama rejected John McCain’s call on Wednesday to postpone a debate between the two on Friday, saying Americans wanted to hear what their future leader had to say on the crisis and that a president should be able to multi-task.

McCain announced that he would “suspend” his campaign, pull television advertising, halt fund-raising and return to Washington on Thursday to try to help negotiations for a bail-out plan for Wall Street.

You don’t suspend your campaign. This doesn’t smell right. This isn’t the way a tested hero behaves. I think someone’s putting something in his metamucil. He can’t run the campaign because the economy is cratering? Fine, put in your second string quarterback, Sara Palin. Where is she? What are you going to do if you’re elected and things get tough? Suspend being president? We’ve got a guy like that now!”  –David Letterman on McCain canceling the debate