Shaquille O’Neal to the Boston Celtics

Shaquille O’Neal aka Big Diesel, aka The Big Aristotle, aka Shaqtus, aka Shaq Fu, aka The Big Baryshnikov, aka Mr. I Know I got Skillz, is reportedly all set to sign a deal bringing him to the defending Eastern Conference Champion Boston Celtics.  Shaq will be looking to win his 5th NBA Championship with the Celtics, I’m just anxious to see which number Shaq will be rocking this season seeing that #32 was retired by Kevin McHale.  Shaq Diesel will help fill the Big-Man void left by the Knee injury to Kendrick Perkins and the departure of Rasheed Wallace alongside fellow newcomer to the Green former all-star Jermaine O’Neal.

I only got 1 question for Kobe Bryant, “Kobe, Tell me how my ass taste?!”

Shaquille O’Neal – (I know I got) Skillz

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You can front on Shaq if you want but when he first came out he came hard. I remember when I was young I thought Shaq was dope and today I still think so but in a slightly different way. Now I understand the genius which is Shaq, with lines like “cream you like cheese spread you on my bagel” you cant go wrong. Def Jef on the feature holds his own but Shaq is the true star here, the beat has a west coast feel and Shaq attacks it relentless. Who else you know punch the Statue of Liberty in the stomach and don’t  give a heck! HHTT APPROVED E.T. Extra Tallams Shaquille O\’Neal – (I know I got) Skillz