Shaquille O’Neal to the Boston Celtics

Shaquille O’Neal aka Big Diesel, aka The Big Aristotle, aka Shaqtus, aka Shaq Fu, aka The Big Baryshnikov, aka Mr. I Know I got Skillz, is reportedly all set to sign a deal bringing him to the defending Eastern Conference Champion Boston Celtics.  Shaq will be looking to win his 5th NBA Championship with the Celtics, I’m just anxious to see which number Shaq will be rocking this season seeing that #32 was retired by Kevin McHale.  Shaq Diesel will help fill the Big-Man void left by the Knee injury to Kendrick Perkins and the departure of Rasheed Wallace alongside fellow newcomer to the Green former all-star Jermaine O’Neal.

I only got 1 question for Kobe Bryant, “Kobe, Tell me how my ass taste?!”

Phil Jackson Back to Chicago?

This NBA offseason is looking to be one of the most exciting in recent years with Lebron James becoming a free agent. The Saga of Lebron has now gotten a new chapter with the rumor of Phil Jackson heading back to Chicago. The only reason Phil may be interested in the offer is because of Lebron, lets be real here! There has been no direct contact between Phil and Chitown but sources close say he is open to a Chicago reunion. Jackson has won a total of 10 NBA championships (6 w/Chicago, 4 w/LA) and has coached some of the best to ever play the game (MJ 23 wink, wink). The one reason he may take this Chicago offer is for the chance to coach Lebron. Already having coached legends like Jordan, Shaq and Kobe, Lebron would be a great final chapter to an already legendary book.

Nate Robinson Stuffs the Shaqtus

This was great, last night (2-6-2010) Shaquille O’Neal stuffed Nate Robinson.  Not too much of a surprise given Shaq is 7-2 and Nate Robinson is 5-8.  However Nate got a little payback on the Shaqtus below, enjoy.

Shaquille O’Neal – (I know I got) Skillz

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You can front on Shaq if you want but when he first came out he came hard. I remember when I was young I thought Shaq was dope and today I still think so but in a slightly different way. Now I understand the genius which is Shaq, with lines like “cream you like cheese spread you on my bagel” you cant go wrong. Def Jef on the feature holds his own but Shaq is the true star here, the beat has a west coast feel and Shaq attacks it relentless. Who else you know punch the Statue of Liberty in the stomach and don’t  give a heck! HHTT APPROVED E.T. Extra Tallams Shaquille O\’Neal – (I know I got) Skillz

Shaq Blames Suns For Lackluster Season

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Many say Shaq is not as dominate as years past, this maybe true but the Big Aristotle is still one of the best centers in the league today. For the next couple of games Shaq is just playing the season out, with a Dallas win or Suns loss eliminating his team from playoff contention. Shaq hasn’t missed the playoffs since his rookie year (1993) so of course he got to blame someone! He is, and it’s the front office, “I’m sure there’s going to be some decisions to be made,” said O’Neal, whose contract expires with a $20 million salary next season. “It’s not my job (to decide). There are two types of business owners. Do you want to win or do you want to save money? Period.”  When asked which one Suns Managing Partner Robert Sarver was, O’Neal said: “I’m not sure. The guy over here (Dallas owner Mark Cuban) spends money. I don’t think he’s really worried about the salary cap. I’ve been around 17 years and that’s what it is. You either want to win and don’t really care about the salary cap or you want to be under the salary cap.”

 

Scared money don’t make money.

Dwayne Wade 2009 MVP

This season Dwayne Wade is averaging a league leading 29.8 points, 5.2 rebounds, 7.6 assists and 2.2 steals per game.  The Miami Heat are currently 5 games over 500 at 37-32 and should be the fifth seed in the Eastern Conference come playoff time.  Last year with D-Wade unhealthy the Heat only won 15 games.  This summer at the Olympic Games in China, Wade led the team in scoring to help team USA win back the Gold Medal.  Now I know the media stays on Kobe and Lebron’s dick (rightfully so), but I ask you, have Kobe or Lebron done this?!!!??! 

“I KNOW WHAT IM DOIN BROTHER”….

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In a recent interview Shaq stated that he loved coach Phil Jackson and ex teammate Kobe Bryant and still had love for them. After being named to the nba allstar game for a record 15th time, questions came up about how he would interact with his fellow allstar.”kobe and I were the best big man lil man 1,2,punch EVER” shaq states that there was never any bad blood between the 3 and that it was all publicity and marketing and that the tabloids were fueled by the trio intentionally…”im the smartest player in the world”  stated shaq. well… i dont know about that shaquille but its always fun to watch him and kobe get down so i will be watching on feb 15….

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lets hope shaq doesnt get a flash back of how he “helped” the media with this “publicity stunt” that definately fueled the tabloids…