Pastime Paradise – Shaquille O’Neal

This vid was too funny, Shaquille O’Neal schooling the youth (Nate #Wordapp Robinson) to a little Stevie Wonder in the form of Pastime Paradise from Stevie’s seminal 1976 album Songs In The Key Of Life.

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Nate Robinson & Shaquille O’Neal

After a loooong off-season the Eastern Conference Champion Boston Celtics began training camp this week and its been very entertaining.  Below we have Nate Robinson guarding his new teammate Delonte West and running suicides all in Shaq’s size 22 sneakers.

Here is a funny press conference with Nate after practice.

Shaquille O’Neal to the Boston Celtics

Shaquille O’Neal aka Big Diesel, aka The Big Aristotle, aka Shaqtus, aka Shaq Fu, aka The Big Baryshnikov, aka Mr. I Know I got Skillz, is reportedly all set to sign a deal bringing him to the defending Eastern Conference Champion Boston Celtics.  Shaq will be looking to win his 5th NBA Championship with the Celtics, I’m just anxious to see which number Shaq will be rocking this season seeing that #32 was retired by Kevin McHale.  Shaq Diesel will help fill the Big-Man void left by the Knee injury to Kendrick Perkins and the departure of Rasheed Wallace alongside fellow newcomer to the Green former all-star Jermaine O’Neal.

I only got 1 question for Kobe Bryant, “Kobe, Tell me how my ass taste?!”

NBA 2009-2010 Season

The Boston Celtics conquered the Clevland Cavaliers Tuesday night to tip-off the 2009-2010 NBA season with a final score of 95 to 89.  This off-season some of the NBA’s more elite squads made key acquisitions to help them to the promiseland.  Rasheed Wallace going to the Celtics, Vince Carter to the Magic, Shaquille O’Neal to the Cavaliers and Ron Artest to the Lakers.  This should all make for another exciting season for David Stern and the NBA.

*Message to the Los Angeles Lakers, In the immortal words of the late, great Biggie Smalls.  “Your reign on the top was short like Leprachauns”

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Side note, your not in Minnesota anymore, change the name.  No lakes in L.A.

http://hulkhatetimetravel.com/2009/02/06/the-gay-lakers/

Can You Relate?

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Shaq and Cedric presents: All Star Comedy Lineup….. Honestly this is the funest 8 min I’ve spent in a long time. Right from the jump Aries Spears just gets it rollin wit the classic childhood memory comedy. Those of you who have been in these situations will definately be rollin on the floor as I was when I watched this for the first time last night. Please enjoy….

“I KNOW WHAT IM DOIN BROTHER”….

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In a recent interview Shaq stated that he loved coach Phil Jackson and ex teammate Kobe Bryant and still had love for them. After being named to the nba allstar game for a record 15th time, questions came up about how he would interact with his fellow allstar.”kobe and I were the best big man lil man 1,2,punch EVER” shaq states that there was never any bad blood between the 3 and that it was all publicity and marketing and that the tabloids were fueled by the trio intentionally…”im the smartest player in the world”  stated shaq. well… i dont know about that shaquille but its always fun to watch him and kobe get down so i will be watching on feb 15….

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lets hope shaq doesnt get a flash back of how he “helped” the media with this “publicity stunt” that definately fueled the tabloids…

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It’s common knowledge that Shaq loves to play basketball and scrabble, funny new ESPN NBA commercial.